Yoda: ‘[takes puff] Lemme tell you sumpthin’, if you don’t getcho lazy, musty Jedi poncho, blue milk drinkin’ ass out there and give that girl a pep talk–!’

Yoda: ‘The Jedi must die– [takes puff] Mufuka–who ALIVE?!!!’

Yoda: ‘If we loose to the Sith because of that bullshit you pulled last movie–I swear its gonna be me and you Luke!’

Um…so i’m just digging into Crisis and had a quick question:

This cutesy Superman from the Supergirl show ya’ll claimed was better than Cavil…does he just plan on niceing his way through the Anti-monitor or is he gonna ever throw some kinda significant punch or kick to help the others out? Ya’ll can’t be serious with him and cutesy Lois batting eyelashes at each other the whole time while the universe is ending. Like what’s so important that ya’ll can’t build a getaway rocket big enough to fit the family, especially knowing what ya’ll know about cataclysmic world ending events?!

These mufukas can’t (or won’t) even hide it anymore. Real talk, all my adult life I’ve been hearing creatives praise this lame and the whole time I’ve been unimpressed. There ain’t a fuck you big enough to express my feelings on his rant here. Keep little Black kids out your bitchass mouth!

‘I hated Black Panther. It makes me crazy. It gives young black kids the idea that this is something to believe in. Bullshit. It’s utter bullshit. I think the people who made it have never been to Africa,” he told the publication in the interview. “They went and got some stylist for some African pattern fabrics and things. But I just I hated that movie, partly because the media were going on about the importance of bullshit.’ -Terry Gilliam

Jason Reeves